"In the following code we were swayed by the dark side of the Force to do its bidding! Yes, Joey, we upstanding examples of programmers, the epitome of program artists, have sunk so low that in the next few lines we will be decentralizing the values for the filetype. And this for the measly gain of one lousy byte, Joey!" Joey looks up, tears welling up in his eyes. "But Roo-man, how could we?" "There comes a time when we must do things that we don't like for the good of the whole. We will continue to strive for the good of ALL mankind. This is not just our lot in life; this is our destiny!" "Golly, Roo-man; I'm inspired!" Suddenly, a strange haze, a twirl of twinkling lights, is seen descending upon our heros. The very indentation style changes! For several moments, all is quiet. Then... "G-g-gosh, Roo-man, I feel strange!" "What's happened to us, Joey? It's as if something has taken control of our minds!" "I seem to remember something about d-decentralizing, but... I don't remember anything about it now! What IS it, Roo-man?" "I don't know, son; I just don't know..." Far away, a chuckle is heard emerging from the twisted lips of a shadowy figure. "The fools! I'll destroy what little mind that Roo-man has left! And his mangy little kid, too! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!" --excerpt from the HP-75 Internal Design Specification [They just don't write docs like they used to. -jkh-]